they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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