Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I feel like death gave me a hand job
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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