yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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