is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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