this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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