On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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