The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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