Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
my penis made a compromise with my morals
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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