i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
