bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
These tits shall not be calmed
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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