ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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