The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
