You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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