my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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