That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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