I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I think my vagina is haunted
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Randomize
