Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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