This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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