Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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