I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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