I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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