i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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