Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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