i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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