how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
