Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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