Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
