There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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