New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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