Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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