Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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