im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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