I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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