i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Randomize
