That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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