I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
