if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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