hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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