He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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