Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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