girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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