Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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