My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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