WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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