If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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