I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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