he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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