you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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