their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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