I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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