i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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