its not stalking. its research.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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