i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You can't just leave with hair like that
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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