My Higher Power is John Stamos
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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