Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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