Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize