she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
