Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Your dad touched me again.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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